PHASE ONE / THE SPARK
OPEN THE OFFICE
Launch the site, introduce our pixel-powered mascot, and gather the first wave of wonderfully weird people.
AGENCYPOOPEST. IN THE INTERNET
WELCOME TO THE MOST UNQUALIFIED AGENCY ON THE INTERNET
The market has enough suits. We brought a glowing monitor, a questionable sense of humor, and a whole lot of internet energy.
Every great agency needs a plan. Ours was written on a sticky note, but the ambition is real.
PHASE ONE / THE SPARK
Launch the site, introduce our pixel-powered mascot, and gather the first wave of wonderfully weird people.
PHASE TWO / THE NOISE
Make things worth sharing: community posts, creative drops, and enough memes to survive another Monday.
PHASE THREE / THE INTERNET
Follow the community's best ideas, grow the universe around Agency Poop, and never turn into a boring agency.
Less spreadsheet. More screen time. Keep an eye on $AGENCYPOOP from mission control.

The official trading pair will appear here when it's ready. In the meantime, make yourself at home.